PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
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LOVE LEADS TO MURDER TODAY
Contrary to the elevated position of love in the Indian literature , a crude and vulgar form of love has pervaded the Indian society .Thanks to the rise of " Me-Mine " generation , it has attained a blatantly dangerous form , being now amalgam of superficial emotions . It's really shocking how can broad daylight murders can take place in its name . Allahabad and other cities have recently witnessed number of incidents , wherein misguided youths have shot dead their so-called soulmates simply because they refused to give in to their misplaced wishes . Ironically , you could have spotted these same fellows making tall claims about purity and sincerity of their love to the same ladies a day before !! In other cases , you find boys making lives of college/school going girls turn nightmarish by stalking them at odd hours .They even dare to slap the girls on the busy streets with onlookers remaining onlookers .
Well, this tamasha is never going to stpop .However , such maniacal lovers need to be severely punished to provide a breather to young girls .
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TOMMY : Pyaar Karein Aari Chalvayein Aisein Ashiq Se Dariyoen ...Bow..Bow
MOTI : Kah do Koi Na Karein Yeha Pyaar ..BOW..BOW
KALU ; Yein Kaisa Pyaar Hai Ke Jismein Aashiq Katta Aur Bomb Chalata Hai ? ...BOW ..BOW
SHERU : Pyaar Humein Kis Mod Pe Le Aaya...BOW ..BOW
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Father: I see you got a D for conduct but an A for courtesy. How is that possible?
Ankur: Its simple, dad. Whenever I kick someone, I always say sorry.
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BRITISH PM VISITS INDIA
Gordon Brown's offer to the Indian Prime minister to join hands with him in wiping out terrorism sounds great . Only such collective effort would end the dominance of dangerous minds . Such an initiative has become need of the hour in the wake of rise of Islamic raicals in both India and Britain .
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Teacher
riyanka, Why did you open your lunch box in the middle of the road ?
Priyanka : To check whether I was going to or coming back from school.
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Father: Sachin, have you attempted all the questions in the exam?
Sachin: Yes, I attempted all the questions. However, I did not attempt any of the answers.
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Teacher: What comes between day and night?
Mukul: The word and.
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IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
If men and women can walk the ramp , the people of Basavanagudi near Bangalore thought their cattle too could .So they adorned their bulls and cows with jewellery and ribbons of all colours , and paraded them in the neighbourhood . Forty cattle models participated in the " fashion show " at the Sakranti celebrations .And the winners were Satyabhama and Krishna , a cow and bull dressed as bride and groom .
(Published in THE WEEK's FEB.03,08 edition )
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Question: What has two heads, six feet, one tail and four ears?
Prafulla : A man sitting on a donkey.
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REMEMBERING GANDHI
Yesterday belonged to the Gandhi's death anniversary . Once again the routine speeches on the relevance of Gandhism were delivered by the psuedo-intellectuals . The world getting more and more inclined towards commercialisation and violent means of attaining the goal has almost brought words of wisdom on the verge of total collapse .Their downfall is not going to stop from such cosmetic events organised at birth and death anniversaries .We need to go beyond the obvious to bring a real change in the society .
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PRIYANKA : Just see what's happpening . Even " Gandhigiri " has attained a form of soft terrorism , where the people at its receiving end are brutally compelled to give in to their absurd demands ...MEOW..MEOW
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BHAJANS AND SONG OF THE WEEK :
1. Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram ..
2. Vaishnav Jan .....( POET : Narsi Bhagat )
3. Dein De Humein Azadi Bina Khadag Bina Dhaal ..
Movie : Jagriti ; Musician : Hemant Kumar; Lyricist : Pradeep
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(Jokes borrowed from Telegraph's Kid's Korner )
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