PRIYANKA'S MEOW

ARVIND K.PANDEY

BENAZIR KILLED

Pakistan , hoping of better days , has once again got placed in troubled waters with the assassination of Benazir . Benazir's experience would have certainly helped Pakistan to regain its lost glory but her vision was cut short by the terrorists , for whom a broken Pakistan better serves their purpose .

PRIYANKA : Imran is right in stating that one canot expect fair results if an umpire has faith in " Foul is fair " . ............MEOW..MEOW

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Question: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

MANISH: Dad, they questioned me for three hours but I did not utter a word.

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MODISHOCK : LEAVES OPPONENTS SHELL-SHOCKED

Narendra Modi ha emerged as " Alexander " in mother of all battles . However , the dull brains of big and famous names in the Indian politics have failed to see the victory in right perspective . One of the statements , issued just after the results , shows that it's too difficult for them to digest Modi's victory .

THE STATEMENT ISSUED BY THE CPM

[ The results show that where the impact of communal politics is deep , electoral efforts alone are insufficient to defeat the communal forces .....CPM ]

PRIYANKA : The statement deflowers the sanctity of the Indian electoral process .What else could be the right method other than the glorious electoral process ? ....MEOW..MEOW

TOMMY : I think they believe in introduction of goondaism , wherein voters are taken to the polling stations at gun point . It's now no secret that dangerous coercive methods are employed by the CPM activists to win elections in West Bengal . Now they want it to make a national phenemenon and , if possible , make it gain legal status ...............BOW..BOW

KALU : Probably , they are thinking of roping in illegal immigrants from the neighbouring countries . And later using them as valid electorates to emerge winner . No need to mention the fact that bogus electorates in West Bengal , illegal immigrants from Bangladesh , vote in large number in the assembly elections in favour of the CPM candidates . They are hoping to replicate such sinister methods in other sates as well.

MOTI : It's heartening that cheap slogans of Mayawati , had no takers in Gujarat . All the candidates faced a humiliating defeat . Why people of other states don't display such high level of understanding to end the divisive politics played by the likes of Karunanidhi , Mayawati and Lalu Yadav , to name few . ......BOW..BOW

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Question: What is the hardest thing to beat ? PRIYANKA : A drum with a hole in it.

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PUTIN CHECKMATES KASPAROV

Garry Kasparov might be the legend in the field of chess but Putin had no difficulty in marginalising him in the Russian politics . Kasparov has now extinguished his desire to be the President of Russia .

PRIYANKA : If you are expert in playing chess , it dosen't mean you would emerge winner in the life's chess . ........MEOW ...MEOW

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PRIYANKA: Mom! Raju has broken my doll.

Mom: How did he do that?

PRIYANKA: I hit him on the head with it.

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FEMALE FOETICIDE IN ENGLAND AMID INDIAN COMMUNITY

A recent study has revealed that female foeticide has found its way among Indian women , living in England . It appears that the Western values have not been of much help in shattering mental blocks existing in the Indian community .

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Question: What's red, full of seeds and looks like half a tomato?

Anand: The other half of a tomato.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

WISHING ALL OF YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

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SONG OF THE YEAR

Main Zindagi Ka Saath Nibhata Chala Gaya ...

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First woman: My husband feeds hundreds of people every day.

Second woman: What does he do?

First woman: He is a waiter.

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A man was weeping, holding a book in his hand.

Wife: Why are you crying?

Man: I am reading a book with a very sad ending.

Wife: What book?

Wife: My bank's pass book.

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JOKES BORROWED FROM TELEKIDS , THE TELEGAPH .

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