PRIYANKA'S MEOW

ARVIND K.PANDEY

RAM SETHU PROJECT

The battle over the conclusive proof of God's hand in the construction of Ram Sethu is at its zenith . Well, it's the golden opportunity for the Indians to wipe out the influence of so-called secularists in India , who dare not to comment about the absurd perceptions prevalent in the Islamic world .

TOMMY : Indian needs to silence the bow-bow of fake secularists caught in the waves vote-bank politics ....BOW..BOW

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PRIYANKA : I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think it's vanity?

TOMMY :No, it's just imagination.

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POLITICS IN THE NAME OF POLIO VACCINE

It's really bpathetic that previous UP government failed to make use of Polio vaccines ,supplied by the Internationa health agencies , in Western UP as it didn't wish to irk the Muslim community . It was more interested in winning the confidence of Muslims before the assembly elections in UP instead of bothering about total elimination of Polio .

PRIYANKA : " Kissa Kursi Ka " rules the roost in politcal landscape of India ...MEOW..MEOW

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Ram: Shyam, can you speak English?

Shyam: Yes.

Ram: Then speak.

Shyam: English!

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IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

A farmer who tried to sell a gold medalhe got from from the government was told it was made of sub-standard silver and had gold polish on it .Dadaji Khobragade had received the Krishi Bhusan Award 2005-06 for developing a new variety of rice .

KALU : Time for Hallmarked Medals has arrived ..BOW..BOW .It appears that even Priyanka has been awarded cheap medal for sipping bucket full of milk within five second , leaving British and American cats much behind .....

(FROM THE TELEGRAPH,16 Sep.07)

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VIVEK: My seniors in school tease me, saying I am still a kid. But from tomorrow, they won't be able to do that any longer.

DEEPAK: How come?

VIVEK: My teacher taught me how to convert months to years.

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BHAGALPUR POLICE : BEATS EVEN THE NAZIS

A petty thief was dragged to quite a distance after being tied to a bike with a rope .

TOMMY : It appears that policemen in India are usually the souls residing in hell . .After learning all the tricks of torturing in hell, they take birth in India to bring in application what they learnt during stay in hell....BOW..BOW

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MODELS : BOWLED BY THE ILLUSIONS

Gitanjali Nagpal's brush with ironies of life , in hope to make big in the world of glamour , should be an eye-opener for guys/gals wishing to carve a niche in this field . Gitanjali was found begging on the streets of Delhi , being abandoned by family and friends . Needless to state , the illusionery world of glamour often make man / woman picture of grief .

PRIYANKA : It's the most difficut task to be away from the prying eyes of Sharks wandering in human form , ever-ready to engulf the new entrants in the world of glamour ...MEOW...MEOW

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BHAGAVAD GITA -PANACEA FOR ALL SOULS

One should appreciate the courage of Allahabad High Court's judge for stating that the Bhagavad Gita needs to be treated as National Religious Doctrine .It's time to unleash the divine perceptions stated by Lord Krishna in Bhagavad Gita . However , such a wish on the part of government is bound to raise the eyebrows of secular brigade !!!!

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MOTI: Name a key that can carry a load.

PRIYANKA: A don-key.

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FAKE STING OPERATIONS

The so-called sting operations have made mockery of the term privacy .Uma Khurana , a teacher, is the latest victim of fake sting operation .The reporter masquuerading as a client was successful in labelling the teacher as kingpin of flesh trade . Though the enquiry has reduced the charges to no more than a cock and bull story conceived by the over-enthusiastic reporter associated with Live India ,a Hindi Channel.

TOMMY : The doggies / cats who have the habit of puncturing the self-respect of respectable doggies / cats need to be given harsh punishmment.Their bow-bow and meow-meow should not tarnish the reputation of distinguished souls .................BOW..BOW

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PRIYANKA: You should not say 'I ain't going'. You should say 'I am not going', 'He is not going' and 'They are not going'.

MOTI: Gee, ain't anybody going?

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SONG OF THE WEEK :

1. Raghupati Rhagav Raja Ram... (Bhajan )

Singer : Puroshattamadas Jalota

2.Dekho O Deewanoen Tum Ye Kaam Na Karoen Ram Ka Naam Badnaam Na Karoen

Movie : Hare Ram Hare Krishna (1971) ; Music : RD Burman ; Lyrics : Anand Bakshi

TOMMY , KALU AND OTHERS :ROMANCING WITH DEV ANAND'S SONGS

3 . Maana Janaab Ne Pukara Nahin .

Movie : Paying Guest( 1957) ; Music ; SD Burman ; Lyrics : Majrooh

4 . Di Aaj Shair Hai

Movie : Gambler ; Music : SD Burman ; Lyrics : Neeraj

5 . Tere Mere Sapne Ab Ek Rang Hai

Movie : Guide( 1965) ; Music : SD Burman ; Lyrics : Shailendra

6 . Pal Bhar Ke Liyen Koi Hamen

Movie : Johny Mera Naam ; Music: Kalyanji Anandji

(JOKES BORROWED FROM THE TELEGRAPH'S KIDS CORNER )