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@ 2007-07-20 - 18:52:23
PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
MOST WANTED
No Kidding ! 2 Yr-Old Wanted For Rioting -(Times Of India ,June 22 ,07)
A two year old boy in Bihar has been charged with rioting and even firing at police . He faces arrest and has been asked to surrender by the police .
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RELIGIOUS BOOKS IN JAIL
Religious books are in great demand at Bangladesh's Central Jail .Several VIP prisoners including the political ones have asked for them .
PRIYANKA : Wow! Jails are becoming the ideal place to seek comminion with Lord .
(From Dainik New Age )
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Mukul: When and where were you born?
Prafulla: I was born in a hospital on my birthday
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IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
Those attending the nature's call around the raliway -tracks are doing great service to nation . They are the first ones to notice cracks etc . In this way they come to prevent major rail tragedies .
TOMMY : I don't know whether British and American doggies can think of more better way to intercept dangers ..BOW..BOW
(Borrowed the idea from a letter published in newspaper )
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FREQUENT DEATH SENTENCES IN CHINA
14 people sentenced to death for committing economic offences in China
(From A News Report )
TOMMY : Why are human rights activists who never miss to debate ferociously over relevance of death sentences in India are silent over death sentences executed in China ? In India even a hard-core terrorist's death sentence leads to harsh reactions from self-proclaimed secularists from every nook and corner of the world . It's strange that death sentences for minor offences in China do not elicit remarks from these guardians of human rights in India and other parts of the world ...BOW...BOW
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Wife: Wherever we keep our money, our son steals it. What do we do? Husband: Keep it in his textbook; he’ll never find it there.
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DOGGIES AND ACUPUNCTURE
Doggies are being treated with help of acupuncture .It takes six days and costs around 6.50$ .
(From News Report )
TOMMY : Nice to know that the world of doggies would be more healthier in near future with the help of alternative medicine .
KALU : And demolish the world of cats in a big way ...BOW..BOW
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Vivek and Deepak go to a hotel.
Vivek: The bathtub in this hotel is very small.
Deepak: Don’t tell me you took a bath in the commode again
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ATM DADDY
MY DAD IS ATM ---An one-liner noticed by Tommy on a boy's Shirt
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CARTOON IN TELEGRAPH
One man to another : "I don't need your answer .You can give it to me in 30 seconds ".
(Bottomliners ,Telegraph , June 27,07)
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Wife: I have good news and bad news.
Husband: What is it?
Wife: I think I am losing my voice.
Husband: And what’s the bad news?
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MAYA'S MAYA
Maya reveals assets :Rs 52 crore .
The Times Of India report says that Mayawati grew 400% richer in 3 years ..
(June 27,07, The Times Of India )
TOMMY : Time for Kalu , Sheru , Moti and myself to join politics to rise above line of poverty ...BOW..BOW
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A thief was brought to court.
Judge: Don’t you feel ashamed that you come here again and again?
Thief: Then you are the one who should be more ashamed.
Judge: How so?
Thief: Your honour, I come here twice a year, but you come here every day!
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PRESIDENT BUT NO MONEY
Dr Rajendra Prasad, the first President of India , left just Rs 1432 in his bank account ...
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Sheru was sleeping in the maths class.
Priyanka: Sheru, tell me how many feet are there in a yard.
Sheru (sleepily): I think that depends on how many people there are in the yard.
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WATER WAR
The battle for water will become intense between various states in days to come ...says Rajendra Singh , the water conservationist.
PRIYANKA : But that's going to ensure pure milk for me . MEOW..MEOW
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Water based songs :
1 Allah Megh De Paani De ...
Movie : Guide ;Music : SD Burman
2.Paani-Paani Rein ..
Movie :Maachis ;Music : Vishal ;Lyrics :Gulzar
3..Wo Kaghaj Ki Kashti ....yeh Daulat bhi Le Lo ..
Lyrics :Sudarshan Faakir
(Jagjit Singh's Ghazal)
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(Jokes Borrowed From : THE TELEGRAPH .)