by
waves
@ 2007-06-06 - 18:37:52
PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
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RESERVATION MANIA
One man to another : Yes, I am still unemployed despite reservations for backward classes and so on .I suppose I am not backward enough !
(From 'You Said It ' in The Times of India , June 04,07)
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Priyanka complains to her teacher.
PRIYANKA: Didn’t you ask me to write a letter to my friend in the English exam?
Teacher: Yes, what’s the problem?
PRIYANKA: It’s been a week, but my friend has still not received the letter.
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YOGA IS AMERICAN ?
" INDIA IS TO PROTEST GRANT OF YOGA PATENT BY US " - A news- report in The Times Of India , May 30,2007 .
TOMMY : It appears that the day is not far when whole of India shall be patented by US in its favour .....
PRIYANKA : Let US dare to patent me ...My shrill Meows will lead to total collapse of all its instituitions !!!
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Q.What is the difference between a 10-rupee note and a 100-rupee note?
PRIYANKA:: 90 rupees.
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DOGGIES ARE EMOTIONAL BEINGS
Vienna University scientists are of the opinion that Doggies are emotional creatures and , therefore , need mental support from time to time .
TOMMY : Well, this will definitely help the doggies to overcome emotional jerks given by Priyankas ...BOW..BOW
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A biology class was in progress. Teacher: Why do storks lift one leg while standing in water?
MUKUL: Isn’t it obvious, Sir? They would fall down if they lifted both legs!
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LUCKNOW CATS RIDING BIKES
Cats are becoming bolder with each passing day . Look at the way Kanchan Pandey , Sanju Yadav and Shilpa Tripathi , to name a few , of Lucknow are enjoying biking .
TOMMY : Well, Priyankas as truck drivers , rail engine drivers are fascinating sight for doggie brigade as long as they remain on right track ....BOW--BOW
(FROM AN ARTICLE IN "THE WEEK " ,JUNE 10,2007)
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Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write an essay on football.
Samar (after one minute): Here’s my paper, sir.
Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?
Samar: Match called off due to rain
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DONKEY PROBLEM
Faced with complaints from a neighbour that his donkey , Buddy , was too noisy Texas lawyer Gregory Shamoun took his donkey directly to court and had the donkey testify by braying ..
TOMMY : Please someone help Tommy to testify Priyanka's anger quotient ...BOW..BOW
(FROM THE SUNDAY INDIAN, MAY 20,2007)
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DEEPAK: Vivek, why aren’t you drinking the coconut water?
Vivek: I was wondering how the water entered the coconut even though both its ends are closed
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IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
Some people pushed the rail engine ,covering at least 60 metres , to get it started once again after it stopped due to vacuum failure .
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Dentist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
ANKUR: Chocolate, doctor.
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PLEASE REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY MY VERY OLD FRIEND
(AN OLD FRIEND SENT ME A BEAUTIFUL CARD IN ANONYMOUS MANNER WITH A MESSAGE :A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED )
I would love to know the name of this "very old friend " so that I
can be nostalgic about days spent with you in past . Anyway , many thanks
for such a beautiful card with a terrific message . I love to remain in
touch with friends of yesteryears as that provides you vigour to move
ahead in life . Please reveal your identity as soon as possible .
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SONGS TIME : Many songs have been picturised on trains or have centred around trains .Here are some of them .
1 . Ye hai disco station....
Movie :Hatkadi ..MUSIC: Bappil Lahiri
2. Koi Haseena Jab Rooth Jaati Hai To...
Movie : Sholay ;Music : RD Burman ;Lyrics : Anand Bakshi
3. Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab .....
Movie : Aradhana ;Music : SD Burman ;Lyrics : Anand Bakshi
4.Gaadi Bula Rahi hai ...
Movie
ost ; Music :Lakshmikant Payrelal.
5. Chal Chaiyya -2
Movie : Dil Se ;Music :AR Rahman ;Lyrics : Gulzar
6. Hai Apna Dil To Awara ...
Movie :Solva Saal ; Music : SD BURMAN
7. Rai Gadi Rail Gadi Beech Walen Station
Movie : Aashirwaad
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(JOKES BORROWED FROM KIDS CORNER OF THE TELEGRAPH )