by
waves
@ 2007-04-15 - 18:37:40
PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
FATAL ATTRACTION
WOLFOWITZ FACES HEAT OVER LOVE'S PAY HIKE --(TIMES OF INDIA ,APRIL 14,2007)
TOMMY : That's why I say it's beter to keep a safe distance from cats . Look at the way Clinton and Boris Baker suffered for giving way to charms of cats .
KALU :Cats are source of everlasting pains placed in crucible of pleasure .
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IGNORING THE SIN
Recently ,Bishops of various dioceses pardoned a local newspaper for publishing an infamous pix of Christ.It was really the result of human error .It's indeed a terific development since we all know what was the result of publishing a cartoon of Prophet Mohammed in a Danish newspaper .This is the way to deal with controversial matters istead of creating nuisance everywhere .
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Question: I have a head and a tail but no body. Who am I ? PRIYANKA: A coin!
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RARE OWL
A rare owl belonging to a rare specie was recovered from the thievs.
TOMMY : It's time for Priyanka to own it to have a friend to play with .
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A little boy is crying on the road. A man approaches and asks him why he is crying. Boy: I have lost my buffalo.
Man: The buffalo will go home by itself. You don’t have to worry.
Boy: It was the buffalo who knew the way home
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KILLING THE KING OF JUNGLE
The Lions in Gujarat Gir's are in the line of fire of poachers .It's really sad that human beings are becoming a nuisance for animal world . Let these human beings be born as sacrifical lambs in their next birth .
SHERU
riyanka needs to take care of her biradari (family ).
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DISCARDING SARI FOR JEANS
Priyanka is nowadays seen more often in jeans .Sari is now an outdated thing for him .
TOMMY : A change within is more important than a change in external appearances .
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NATURAL TRAFFIC COPS
Bulls in are the natural traffic cops .They are seen having day-to-day haftas from Thelewalahas around .In fact , they are more sincere and efficient than their human counterparts in discharging their duties .
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Two doctors on seeing a man limp started talking among themselves: Cardiologist: I’m afraid, he has a heart problem…
Orthopaedic: No, I think he has a problem with his bones…
Man (after overhearing): I’ve a problem with my slippers
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BAR GIRLS IN UP ELECTIONS
Tommy rebuffed Kalu and Moti for being part of a road show of a different kind ! They were caught Tommy doing a "Tail Dance " in dance programme organised by a poltical party to garner votes .
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EXERCISES BOOSTS BRAIN POWER
Priyanka is ,however, doing "Rassi Kood " to shed extra fat .
MOTI : Pehlein Khoob Khaoen ,Phir Uchal Kood Karoen..Cats will always remain stupid stupid .
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Tourist to a mountaineer: Hey, your son just threw a stone at me.
Mountaineer: Did it hit you?
Tourist: No.
Mountaineer: Then it wasn’t my son.
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HI-FI ITEM
Priyanka is item hi-fi. So Please follow advice inscribed on truck's number plate
lease maintain a safe distance .
Tommy :Aur Kewal Jagah Milnein Par Paas Diya Jayega .
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JOKES FROM THE TELEGRAPH'S KIDS CORNER
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LETTER SONGS AS SONGS OF THE WEEK
1.Chtihhi Ayein Hai ...
Movie :Naam
2.Maine Tughen Khat Likha
Movie : Mera Pati Sirf Mera Hai
3.Ye Merea Prema Patra Padhkar
Movie :Sangam ;MUSIC DIRECTOR :Shankar Jaikishen
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