PRIYANKA'S MEOW

ARVIND K.PANDEY

A CAT WAS BRUTALLY RAGGED BY OTHER CATS .

(TOMMY :CATS ARE PROGRESSING ,FINALLY )

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Q.How did village cats addressed Priyanka ?
A.Hare Priyankava !!!

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Two donkeys saw a zebra for the first time.

First donkey: Hey, they look like us but they are dressed differently.

Second donkey: They must have run away from the prison.

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Priyanka: I can’t pay rent this month.

Landlord: But that’s what you said last month.

Priyanka: See, I kept my word.

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PRIYANKA'S MATHEMATICS :

2+2=5 or even more .
For Tommy :2+2=4 or even less .
So can they ever share the road ?

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RIVER GANGES :INCREASIING BLACKNESS

Rs 900 crore spent on cleaning River Ganges .
Result :No Change in its colour. It seems to have retained the blackness of inner minds of
bureucrats , netas !!

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News Item : TOM WEDS KAT .

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Priyanka is fascinated by the Graffiti on Truck's number plates .
Some of his favourites are :

1.MAA KA ASHIRWAAD .
2.SOCHO SAATH MEIN KYA JAYEGA .
3.NIYAT SAAF,MANZIL AASAN .
4.O.K.--TATA..PHIR MILENGE .
5.BURI NAZER WAALEIN TERA MUH KAALA (ESPECIALLY WHEN TOMMY IS AROUND ).KALU(CALLED BLACKY BY HIS AMMERICAN AND BRITISH FRIENDS ) BEING BLACK ENJOYS HUGE ADVANTAGE IN THIS CASE .

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MAKING OF FUTURE MF HUSSAINS

ONE CAN TRACE FUTURE MF HUSSAINS IN TRAIN'S TOLIETS .

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SHERU: While camping out if I wake up in the middle of the night and find millions of stars gazing down at me, what will it mean?

KALU: Someone has torn your tent.

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TOMMY'S WISDOM: MODERNITY DEMANDS ISI MARKED CATS .

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SHIREEN'S VIEW

IN THE NAME OF SHARIAT PEOPLE JUSTIFY RAPE,FORCED MARRIAGES ,UNLAWFUL MARRIAGES.....SAYS SHIREEN EBADI ...IRAN'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER

TOMMY'S REMARK:Well Said Shireen ....Khuda Khair Karein !!!!!

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Q.KHUDA JAB GANJEIN KO NAKHOON DEAT HAI TO KYA HOTA HAI ?
PRIYANKA :WOHI HOTA HAI JO MANJOREIN KHUDA HOTA HAI !!

Question: Who is a politician?

Priyanka: A person who shakes your hand before the election and your confidence after.

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Vivek: Why are you afraid of the tiger? It is in the cinema.

Deepak: That I know. But who knows what the tiger knows?

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ANIMAL LOVERS NEED TO TAKE NOTE OF DIGNITY OF ANIMALS

1.In India why are humans so fond of 'Kuttein Ki Maut' that it so easily flows out of Villain'as mouth in our movies ?

2. Look at our teachers . They never teach their pupils but are prompt enough to reducing the diffeerence betwen donkeys and students--Abhi Gadha Bana Doonga !

3.Above all, besides corporal punishment why are they interested in turning students into Cocks ? Chal Jaldi Se Murga Ban Ja !!!

It's high time we protect the self-respect of these animals .

(JOKES BORROWED FROM TT's KIDS CORNER )

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PRIYANKA IS EDUCATIONIST PAR EXCELLENCE .SADLY HER STUDENTS FAIL TO BEAR TESTIMONY TO THIS FACT .REFLECTING THE BENT OF MIND OF HER STUDENTS VIA SONGS :

1.Apni To Paathshaala Masti Ki Paathshala .
Movie:Rang De Basanti ;Music:AR RAHMAN .

2.Botany Chhodengein Matinee Dekhengein .
Movie :Shiva ;Music:ILAIYARAAJA

3.Jo Sikander Ne Porus Se Ki Thi Ladai, To Ki Thi Ladi Main Kya Karoen
Music :Madan Mohan .

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