PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
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BURQA CRISIS-THE VEILED PROBLEM : READING TONY BLAIR'S MIND VIS-A VIS SONGS
1.Parda Nashin Ko Beparda Na Kar Do To Blair(Read Akbar ,though Blair rhymes well with Akbar) Mera Naam Nahi ..
MOVIE:AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY . MUSIC:LP ;Lyricist:ANAND BAKSHI
2.Ye Parda Hat Do ...
MOVIE:EK PHOOL DO MAALI ;MUSIC:RAVI ;Lyricist:PREM DHAWAN
MUSLIM WOMEN'S COUNTER
3.Pardein Mein Rehnein Do Parda Na Hatao...
Movie :SHIKAR ;MUSIC :SHANKAR JAIKISHAN
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SAD NEWS FOR TOMMY AND HIS GANG
BEATING CATS BLACK AND BLUE ,THE PASTIME OF DOGGIES, COULD LAND THEM BEHIND THE BARS ......ALL BECAUSE PROTECTION OF WOMEN FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ACT HAS COME IN EFFECT .
EVERY DOGGY KNOWS THAT CAT-BASHING IS SO ESSENTIAL TO PUT IT ON TRACK .
IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT EMERGENCE OF WILD CATS AND MUSHARRAFS ,THE DOGGIES WHO HAVE THE HABIT OF PUTTING THEIR TAILS IN THEIR MOUTHS OWING TO NON STOP MINDLESS BARKS ,ARE DANGEROUS FOR ORDER AND PEACE IN THE WORLD .
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Q.CAN CATS TAKE CARE OF MILK ?
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CATS ARE "GOBERGANESH "IN MATHS(TOMMY'S RESERACH ).THEIR SUPERB 'RATTAFYING "ABILITES MAKE THEM FIT FOR ARTS .
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Mother (to PRIYANKA): My son Lala is a very sensitive child. If you need to punish him, just slap the boy in the next seat. That will frighten Lala.
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