PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
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YESTERDAY THE WORLD CELEBRATED 'WORLD ANIMAL DAY '.SO EXTENDING BEST WISHES TO PRIYANKA'S TRIBE....
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Why was Priyanka arrested in spite of pulling out 10 men from the burning
house?
A: All 10 were men from the fire brigade.
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Question: Why do cows give milk?
Priyanka: Because they can’t sell it.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist .He won't expect it back .
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I can't repair your brakes , so I made your horn louder.
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When you're right, no one remembers .When you're wrong,no one forgets.
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Priyanka: John, if you had 10 apples...
John: But I don’t, Miss.
Priyanka: Okay, suppose you had 10 apples and the boy next door took five, what will you have?
John: Oh, that’s easy. A fight, of course.
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Judge: How did you manage to commit 15 robberies in a week?
Thief: Your Honour, I worked day and night.
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Surinder: I’m proud of my son. He is in medical college.
Nikhil: How did he get through?
Surinder: Oh, he sweeps the floor better than anybody else.
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Rahul: Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Doctor: Yes, why not?
Rahul: How nice! I have been illiterate for so long.
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Teacher: Correct this sentence: “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”
Priyanka: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How is that possible?
Priyanka: Ladies first.
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Mother: No matter where I hide the money, our son always manages to find it.
Father: Hide it in his school books. He’ll never get his hands on it.
(BORROWED FROM TT's KIDS CORNER)
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FASHION STATEMENT OF THE WEEK :
INDIAN 'CHANDRAMUKHIS' ARE DORMANT 'JWALAMUKHIS '
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Movie Of The Week:LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI
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Songs Of The Week:
Interstingly , Moon and Cat enjoy a happy relationship in Hindi Movie Songs . Some leading examples :
1.Chera Hai Ya Chand Khila Hai..
Movie:Saagar ;Music:RD Burman ;Lyrics :Javed Akhtar
2.Chanda Re -2 Kabhi To Jameen Pe Aa ..
Movie:Sapnay(1997) ; Music:AR Rahman ;Lyrics :Javed Akhtar
3.Chand Ko Kya Maloom ...
Movie :Lal Bangla ;Music :Usha Khanna ;Lyrics;Indeevar
