PRIYANKA'S MEOW

ARVIND K.PANDEY

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YESTERDAY THE WORLD CELEBRATED 'WORLD ANIMAL DAY '.SO EXTENDING BEST WISHES TO PRIYANKA'S TRIBE....

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Why was Priyanka arrested in spite of pulling out 10 men from the burning
house?

A: All 10 were men from the fire brigade.

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Question: Why do cows give milk?

Priyanka: Because they can’t sell it.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist .He won't expect it back .

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I can't repair your brakes , so I made your horn louder.

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When you're right, no one remembers .When you're wrong,no one forgets.

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Priyanka: John, if you had 10 apples...

John: But I don’t, Miss.

Priyanka: Okay, suppose you had 10 apples and the boy next door took five, what will you have?

John: Oh, that’s easy. A fight, of course.

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Judge: How did you manage to commit 15 robberies in a week?

Thief: Your Honour, I worked day and night.

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Surinder: I’m proud of my son. He is in medical college.

Nikhil: How did he get through?

Surinder: Oh, he sweeps the floor better than anybody else.

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Rahul: Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?

Doctor: Yes, why not?

Rahul: How nice! I have been illiterate for so long.

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Teacher: Correct this sentence: “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”

Priyanka: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher: How is that possible?

Priyanka: Ladies first.

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Mother: No matter where I hide the money, our son always manages to find it.

Father: Hide it in his school books. He’ll never get his hands on it.

(BORROWED FROM TT's KIDS CORNER)

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FASHION STATEMENT OF THE WEEK :

INDIAN 'CHANDRAMUKHIS' ARE DORMANT 'JWALAMUKHIS '

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Movie Of The Week:LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI

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Songs Of The Week:

Interstingly , Moon and Cat enjoy a happy relationship in Hindi Movie Songs . Some leading examples :

1.Chera Hai Ya Chand Khila Hai..
Movie:Saagar ;Music:RD Burman ;Lyrics :Javed Akhtar

2.Chanda Re -2 Kabhi To Jameen Pe Aa ..

Movie:Sapnay(1997) ; Music:AR Rahman ;Lyrics :Javed Akhtar

3.Chand Ko Kya Maloom ...
Movie :Lal Bangla ;Music :Usha Khanna ;Lyrics;Indeevar