by
waves
@ 2006-09-24 - 17:47:22
PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
Judge: Why did you steal the car?
Priyanka: I saw it parked outside the cemetery, so I thought that the owner would not need it anymore.
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Three boys were quarrelling among themselves, about whose father was superior.
First friend: My father is the original Superman.
Second friend: My father is the original Spiderman.
Third friend: So what? My father is the original Doberman.
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Two children were talking at break- time.
Raj: The clock slipped off the wall this morning. Had it slipped a moment earlier, it would have hit ma’am on the head.
Raman: Oh! But that clock is always so slow.
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Mother: Karan, what is the matter with Ram?
Karan: He is crying because I am eating my cake and won’t give him any.
Mother: Where is his cake?
Karan: He was crying when I was eating that as well.
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Teacher: What is the most amazing thing in the world?
Priyanka: A black buffalo giving white milk.
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Teacher: Name the son of Mahatma Gandhi. Vivek: The nation.
Teacher: What?
Vivek: Isn’t Gandhiji the father of the nation?
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Doctor: Now tell me what is wrong with you.
Patient: I am worrying too much about my future. It scares me.
Doctor: Don’t worry. I will give you medicines that you have to take for a year. It will cost you Rs 1,000 per month.
Patient: That takes care of your future but what about mine?
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Priyanka was telling the students about the different species of monkeys in India. He catches Susie doing something else instead of listening to the lecture.
Priyanka: Susie, stop doing whatever you are doing and look at me, otherwise you will never know what a monkey is like!
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Two young boys turned up at a doctor’s clinic.
Smaller boy: I’ve swallowed a marble.
Doctor: I see. And is this your brother with you?
Other boy: No. I am the owner of the marble.
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The brain is wonderful organ .It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office (Robert Frost ).
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it (Franklin P.Jones)
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It's amazing that amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .
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I don't suffer from stress .I a'm a carrier .
(Borrowed From Telekids , Telegraph)
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FASHION STATEMENT OF THE WEEK :
1 LOVE GANDHI GIRI, AVOID GUNDA GIRI
2.CATS ARE ALWAYS IN THE RAT RACE .
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Vengeance(Cats love to unleash vendetta) Songs Picturised On Cats :
1.Maar Diyan Jayen Ya Chod Diya Jayen ...
Music:LP ;Movie;Mera Gaon Mera Desh
2.Jiska Mughein Tha Intezar ...(Movie:Don)
Music:Kalyanji-Anandji;Lyrics ;Anjaan
3.Jab Apnen Ho Jayen Bewafa ...(Movie:Souten)
Music:Usha Khanna ;Lyrics:Saawan Kumar