PRIYANKA'S MEW-MEW CORNER
ARVIND K PANDEY
Priyanka's Laughing StufF:
On a raillway platform at Patna :
"Aana(Arrival) free , jaana(Departure) free, pakde gaye to khana free(On being caught food free) " .
On a famous beauty parlour in Bombay
on't whistle at the girl going out from here .She may be your grandmother ".
On a bulletin board :"Success is relative .More the succcess , more the relatives ".
On a barber's saloooon in Juhu ,Bombay :"We need your heads to run our business ".
(Contributed by Vipin Bucksey , New Delhi ...For Khuswant's column in The Telegraph)
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PRIYANKA'S FASHION STATEMENTS :
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1).I BITE FIRST , MEW LATER.
2). A CAT IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN GROUP OF TERRORISTS WITH RDX. THE lATTER KILLS ONLY FEW WHEREAS THE FORMER DESTROYS NATIONS. ASK CLEOPATRA ?
3).EAST OR WEST INDIAN CAT IS BEST .....(A DOGGY ADDS:AND MOST STUPID AS WELL)
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