by
waves
@ 2006-12-24 - 18:13:52
PRIYANKA'S MEOW
ARVIND K.PANDEY
MERRY CHRISTMAS& NEW YEAR WISHES
TOMMY AND PRIYANKA :Extending Merry Chritsmas Cum New Year Wishes To All And Sundry ..
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TRIBUTE TO A POET
Kailash Gutam ,the noted Hindi poet hailing from Allahabad ,whose poem unfolded colours of ordinary people passed away recently .
Man ka Vrindavan Hona
Itna Asan Nahi
Vrindavan To Vrindavan Hai
Ghar Dalan Nahi .(Kailash Gautam )
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BIG B VS SRK =ELEPHANT VS RAT
PRIYANKA :Can rat ever chsallenge the might of Elephant ?
TOMMY:Yes, it's possible in the case of drunken rat !
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CRYSTAL BALL
Priyanka loves to gaze through Crystal ball to intercept Tommy's misdeeds .
Tommy :Better some to intercept members of Kachha Baniyan group so that people can have sound sleep.Don't act like policman by torturing Tommys -the salt of earth .
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MANU TRAPPED
PRIYANKA : Three cheers to the crusaders who worked in this direction . Hope low profile Jessicas ,too, find such crusaders !!
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MISSING TEETH
Doggies turn toothless once they bell the cats .After all, in modern times even Priyankas can have bulging biceps .
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A Cartoon In NEW YORKER :
"I had my own blog for a while ," one dog says to another ," but I decided to go back to just pointless ,incessant barking ."
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Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter?
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thank goodness!
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ON ROAD TO SPIRITUALITY
SCIENTIFIC HOPELESSNESS IS FAST PLACING DOGGIES AND CATS ON ROAD TO SPIRITUALITY .
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NEWS CAPSULE
The creator of Tom &Jerry has moved to a different plane .
TOMMY AND PRIYANKA LOWERED THEIR TAILS FOR TWO MINUTES ON HEARING THIS NEWS .
SOURCE:Jokes from Telegraph's Kids Corner
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ALCOHOLIC SONGS
Alcoholics are nuisance in an ideal society but for our moviemakers they are the best mediums to communicate philosophical perceptions . Some classic examples :
1.Zindagi Khwab Hai ....
Movie: Jagte Raho ;Music:Salil Chaudhary
2.Kuch To Log Kahengein
Movie :Amar Prem ;Music:RD Burman :Lyrics :Anand Bakshi .
3.Log Kehtein Hai ..
Movie :Sharaabi ;Music:Bapi Lahiri
4.Hum Bekhudi Mein Tumko
Movie :Kala Pani;Music:SD Burman ,Lyrics :Majrooh
5. Chal Chal Mere Bhai
Movie:Laxmikant Pyarelaal
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